Politics with preschoolers: A day in the life of Donald Trump’s timeline.

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Check this out. Below are some of the recent tweets on Donald Trump’s time line.
I’ve long since maintained that  teenage girls in large groups have more maturity than Donald Trump’s Twitter feed. And that’s before he decided to “run for president.”

But it’s comical, if not for the fact that it’s so scary. Queen Elizabeth Warren annihilates him on Twitter. And his responses are so elementary — “goofy Elizabeth Warren” — that if your third grade son came home with his end of a Twitter war that looked like this, you’d say, “We gotta get you some better material, kid.”

I mean, this is all coming from a leading presidential candidate who claims to have “a very good brain.”  It’s ridiculous that people are actually voting for this self-serving buffoon — particularly under the pretenses of faux “self-funding.”

The first thing that stands out to me in one of Trump’s “goofy” tweets is that a) I’m pretty sure Elizabeth Warren isn’t up for reelection for 2 more years — I guess nobody told Trump that a Senate term is 6 years — and b) he pretty much called the people of Massachusetts stupid when he claimed that they are too ignorant to find out whether their Senator has done a good job or not. I guess this is inside information that only The Donald has. What a joke!

No way in hell this man is elected to the highest office in the United States of America. It’s just not happening, Trump apologist.

Here’s why! (His tweets.)

@realDonaldTrump
20h

If it were up to goofy Elizabeth Warren, we’d have no jobs in America—she doesn’t have a clue.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren is now using the woman’s card like her friend crooked Hillary. See her dumb tweet “when a woman stands up to you…”
 
 
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
21h

If the people of Massachusetts found out what an ineffective Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren has been, she would lose!

Goofy Elizabeth Warren has been one of the least effective Senators in the entire U.S. Senate. She has done nothing!
 
 

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
May 11

I don’t want to hit Crazy Bernie Sanders too hard yet because I love watching what he is doing to Crooked Hillary. His time will come!

“Crazy Bernie Sanders. Crooked Hillary. Goofy Elizabeth Warren.”

I mean, just get the f*ck out of here! What is this? Politics for Preschoolers? What a twat!

And no, the irony of mocking him for name calling with name calling is not lost on me. Because I used my big-girl words.

This feud is getting better and better each week. Queen Liz is going straight Holyfield on his ass and, like his little pal Tyson, Trump keeps trying to gnaw on her ear. Can’t wait for the K’O round.

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