#TrumpSoPoor was trending on Twitter last night. (I looooove people, by the way!) And since “you so poor” is simply a variation of “Yo mama!” and no white girl can yo mama better than me, I had a few of my own.
Like, #TrumpSoPoor that when Melania leaves him, he’ll have to give her the same kind of “cash” he gave charities.
#TrumpSoPoor when he preached about giving up Oreos, he meant for the Oleos. #StoreBrandSucks.
#TrumpSoPoor he can’t even afford GOP Kool-Aid. He’s just sipping straight GOP grape drank.
#TrumpSoPoor his campaign is walking around with EBT cards in their thrift store penny loafers.
#TrumpSoPoor his campaign’s about to exist solely on canned tuna fish like Anne Romney.
Somehow it only feels right to end this with #ObamaOut