If You’re White Trash and Don’t Know It, Clap Your Hands!

I know I’m going straight to hell, but I saw a Confederate flag flying off a pickup truck at the Dunkin Donuts, and I just busted out with:

If you’re white trash and don’t know it, clap your hands.
If you’re white trash and don’t know it, clap your hands.
If your grandparents are related and your diploma was never dated, if you’re white trash and don’t know it, clap your hands.

If you live in a single wide but vote Republican, clap your hands.
If you live in a single wide, but vote Republican, clap your hands. If you think billionaires represent you and “the blacks” are against you, if you live in a single wide but vote Republican, clap your hands.

If you think Obama was born in Kenya, clap your hands.
If you think Obama was born in Kenya, clap your hands.
If you think the president is a Muslim and ISIS is his cousins, if you think Obama was born in Kenya, clap your hands.

I’m going straight to hell but if there’s a lot of people just like me there, we’re going to have a damn good time!

I don’t even know where that came from — I just made it up, started singing it, and now I can’t stop laughing at myself!

Y’all are gonna find my white ass shot one day by someone from Hickman County.

*Note:  There is nothing wrong with modular home dwelling, just with idiots who think people like Donald Trump know a damn thing — or care about — life in a trailer park.

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